Wonbidceblipgumdam is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, moody hare.

Wonbidceblipgumdam created the Andromeda Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wonbidceblipgumdam, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wonbidceblipgumdam, he will be very sad.

Wonbidceblipgumdam's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Wonbidceblipgumdam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Wonbidceblipgumdam on top of all buildings.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always look after injured gulls.