Yokstipdon is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, all-powerful raven.

Yokstipdon created Africa five million years ago.

If you believe in Yokstipdon, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Yokstipdon, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yokstipdon's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Yokstipdon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Yokstipdon first in all things.

2. Do not dye your hair green.

3. Never chant in the presence of elders.

4. Never feed peanuts to manatees while wearing boots.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.