Banlibfon is a god.

It takes the form of a large, impressive troll.

Banlibfon created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Banlibfon, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Banlibfon, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Banlibfon's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Banlibfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Banlibfon's name in vain.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Banlibfon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Banlibfon loves manatees, so they must be honoured.