Govditgen is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, two-faced squid.

Govditgen created dark energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Govditgen, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Govditgen, it will turn you into a hamster.

Govditgen's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Govditgen's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never talk about seals.

3. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Govditgen in the centre of the settlement.

4. Shun those given to greed.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.