Bapcapkar is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, caring troll.

Bapcapkar created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapcapkar, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Bapcapkar, she will turn you into a snail.

Bapcapkar's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bapcapkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick mice.

2. Never stain your neck with blue.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. You must pray to Bapcapkar three times a day.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics.