Mabstergud is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured owl.

Mabstergud created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabstergud, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Mabstergud, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Mabstergud's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Mabstergud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Never think about thermodynamics near aardvarks while wearing cyan shorts and balancing five aluminium spheres on your neck.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near eagles while wearing magenta stockings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Worship no other gods but Mabstergud.