Dogvegdut is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, staggering badger.

Dogvegdut created a bottom quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogvegdut, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Dogvegdut, he will turn you into a hamster.

Dogvegdut's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Dogvegdut's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.