Cebkinomin Limlidjad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, passionate badger.

Cebkinomin Limlidjad created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebkinomin Limlidjad, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cebkinomin Limlidjad, it will curse you with boils.

Cebkinomin Limlidjad's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Cebkinomin Limlidjad's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never feed turnips to gulls while wearing coats.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never think about fluid mechanics near tapirs while wearing cyan shorts and balancing eight copper spheres on your legs.