Tikrullnarlcepsis is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, humorless mole.

Tikrullnarlcepsis created matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Tikrullnarlcepsis, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tikrullnarlcepsis, it will refuse to believe in you.

Tikrullnarlcepsis' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Tikrullnarlcepsis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Tikrullnarlcepsis in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not laugh in public.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never speak aloud of secrets.