Jarnbaggen is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, temperamental wyvern.

Jarnbaggen created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jarnbaggen, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jarnbaggen, it will turn you into a tree.

Jarnbaggen's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Jarnbaggen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jarnbaggen.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. You must love Jarnbaggen.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.