Lipwipsan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish wyrm.

Lipwipsan created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipwipsan, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Lipwipsan, she will not care at all.

Lipwipsan's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Lipwipsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics near dolphins while wearing magenta stockings.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Lipwipsan loves gulls, so they must be respected.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never eat bark.