Pidrapbessyik is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil bear.

Pidrapbessyik created an up quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidrapbessyik, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pidrapbessyik, he will destroy your home solar system.

Pidrapbessyik's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Pidrapbessyik's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat lentils.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always help doves in need.