Vegflowbom is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, able pigeon.

Vegflowbom created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vegflowbom, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vegflowbom, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vegflowbom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vegflowbom's Holy Commandments

1. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Pray only in shadows.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Never gather six monkeys in one place.