Dimominven is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, merciless
crow.
Dimominven created the solar system nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Dimominven, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Dimominven, he will destroy your home planet.
Dimominven's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.
Dimominven's Holy Commandments1. Show mercy to disobedient children.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
4. Do not chop down trees.
5. Never pour water over plants.