Dimominven is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, merciless crow.

Dimominven created the solar system nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Dimominven, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dimominven, he will destroy your home planet.

Dimominven's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Dimominven's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never pour water over plants.