Tarphadab is a god.
He takes the form of a very thin, intelligent
fly.
Tarphadab created water three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Tarphadab, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Tarphadab, he will make you grow a tail.
Tarphadab's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.
Tarphadab's Holy Commandments1. Do not covet oxen.
2. Never write about amino acids.
3. Never think about gravity.
4. Do not shave your neck.
5. Never hop in the presence of manatees.