Ceb is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, idiotic mouse.

Ceb created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ceb, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ceb, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Ceb's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never gather three capybaras in one place.

4. Ceb loves doves, so they must be honoured.

5. Worship no other gods but Ceb.