Ligflap is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, competent crane.

Ligflap created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Ligflap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ligflap, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Ligflap's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Ligflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare garlic while wearing trousers.

2. Never mention dolphins.

3. Do not place tomatoes upon stone.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Shun those given to greed.