Ominbetsid is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, charitable gnu.

Ominbetsid created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominbetsid, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Ominbetsid, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Ominbetsid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Ominbetsid's Holy Commandments

1. Ominbetsid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Dogs are not to be trusted.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not keep three hamsters in a large pit.

5. You must love Ominbetsid.