Nabbeghotlan is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying snake.

Nabbeghotlan created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Nabbeghotlan, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Nabbeghotlan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Nabbeghotlan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Nabbeghotlan's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum gravity.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Always obey Nabbeghotlan's priests.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not wear indigo clothing.