Lagnurlmon is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, impressive hummingbird.

Lagnurlmon created gold two million years ago.

If you believe in Lagnurlmon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Lagnurlmon, it will boil you in a big pot.

Lagnurlmon's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Lagnurlmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Erect a large lead sculpture of Lagnurlmon on top of all buildings.

4. Never skip near doves.

5. Do not wear white clothing.
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