Buttiptartadarfflag is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, kind
skunk.
Buttiptartadarfflag created the world three million years ago.
If you believe in
Buttiptartadarfflag, she will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Buttiptartadarfflag, she will send minions to preach to you.
Buttiptartadarfflag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Buttiptartadarfflag's Holy Commandments1. Always stare at clouds.
2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
3. Hide from blue monkeys for they are unholy.
4. Do not commit murder.
5. Never sprint near horses.