Zentip is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, sage jackal.

Zentip created light two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zentip, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zentip, he will turn you into a hamster.

Zentip's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zentip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Worship no other gods but Zentip.

5. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.