Pag is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, tranquil gerbil.

Pag created a photon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pag, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Pag, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Pag's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not prepare onions while wearing corsets.

3. Do not speak about tomatoes.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not wear black clothing.