Cadcardapmumbomtitbad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, merciful gorilla.

Cadcardapmumbomtitbad created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadcardapmumbomtitbad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cadcardapmumbomtitbad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cadcardapmumbomtitbad's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Cadcardapmumbomtitbad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cadcardapmumbomtitbad on top of all buildings.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always help ants in need.