Camtipsug is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, slow human.

Camtipsug created a photon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Camtipsug, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Camtipsug, she will have a low opinion of you.

Camtipsug's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Camtipsug's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat cucumbers.

3. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Always help sick cats.