Pakfabsas is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unthoughtful dog.

Pakfabsas created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Pakfabsas, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pakfabsas, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pakfabsas' most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Pakfabsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about goats.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Pray towards the east.