Wadbitarmgubcen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate deer.

Wadbitarmgubcen created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Wadbitarmgubcen, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Wadbitarmgubcen, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wadbitarmgubcen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wadbitarmgubcen's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Never go into mauve rooms.

5. Do not commit murder.