Wadbitarmgubcen is a god.
It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, passionate
deer.
Wadbitarmgubcen created matter twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Wadbitarmgubcen, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Wadbitarmgubcen, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Wadbitarmgubcen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.
Wadbitarmgubcen's Holy Commandments1. Always take life seriously.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
3. Do not shave your feet.
4. Never go into mauve rooms.
5. Do not commit murder.