Fardimdamquimhenbosskangad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, happy shrew.

Fardimdamquimhenbosskangad created a Higgs boson five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fardimdamquimhenbosskangad, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fardimdamquimhenbosskangad, she will boil you in a big pot.

Fardimdamquimhenbosskangad's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fardimdamquimhenbosskangad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mark doors with red.

2. Always wear plain tights during rituals.

3. Do not record names concerning comets.

4. Do not resist balance.

5. Always help doves in need.