Tanjinlad Jadappben is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, ill-tempered jellyfish.

Tanjinlad Jadappben created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tanjinlad Jadappben, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tanjinlad Jadappben, he will come to you in dreams.

Tanjinlad Jadappben's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Tanjinlad Jadappben's Holy Commandments

1. Tanjinlad Jadappben loves goats, so they must be respected.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never write about bacteria.