Dodpagqueeglistflab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, generous bee.

Dodpagqueeglistflab created the Virgo Supercluster five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dodpagqueeglistflab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dodpagqueeglistflab, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Dodpagqueeglistflab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dodpagqueeglistflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear yellow.

2. Never write about photosynthesis.

3. Never feed cherries to manatees while wearing rings.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not wear titanium on your body.