Nibshavdun is a god.
He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, slow
hare.
Nibshavdun created the Sun eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nibshavdun, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Nibshavdun, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Nibshavdun's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Nibshavdun's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Never jump in the presence of manatees.
3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.
5. Hide if three whales approach from the west.