Panjonpan is a god.
It takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing
chinchilla.
Panjonpan created the solar system four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Panjonpan, it will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Panjonpan, it will turn you into a rock.
Panjonpan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.
Panjonpan's Holy Commandments1. Respect your elders.
2. Never think about archaea.
3. Never wear indigo kilts.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Never eat peas.