Panjonpan is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, amazing chinchilla.

Panjonpan created the solar system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Panjonpan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Panjonpan, it will turn you into a rock.

Panjonpan's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Panjonpan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about archaea.

3. Never wear indigo kilts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never eat peas.