Nadstafham Budpodgon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, egotistical fish.

Nadstafham Budpodgon created the planet Saturn three billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadstafham Budpodgon, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nadstafham Budpodgon, she will destroy your favourite star.

Nadstafham Budpodgon's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nadstafham Budpodgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never look at dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about dolphins.