Zagrigpad is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, awesome hippopotamus.

Zagrigpad created the Cigar Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zagrigpad, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Zagrigpad, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Zagrigpad's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Zagrigpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow great tits to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Always count to four before sleeping.

3. Never gather six mites near doors.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always obey Zagrigpad's priests.