Busjengab is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, selfish raccoon.

Busjengab created the Cigar Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Busjengab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Busjengab, he will turn you into a puffin.

Busjengab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Busjengab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into magenta rooms.

2. Always treat mites with great respect.

3. Never talk about dark energy near doves while wearing fawn shoes.

4. Busjengab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.
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