Stikcamcun is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, astonishing snake.

Stikcamcun created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stikcamcun, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Stikcamcun, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Stikcamcun's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Stikcamcun's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never allow cats to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

5. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.