Mutfidbannellxem is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, all-powerful tortoise.

Mutfidbannellxem created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutfidbannellxem, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Mutfidbannellxem, she will be mildly annoyed.

Mutfidbannellxem's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Mutfidbannellxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight turtles in one place.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Never record signs.

4. Never think about dark matter.

5. Put Mutfidbannellxem first in all things.