Kencannul is a god.

He takes the form of a small, ill-tempered swan.

Kencannul created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kencannul, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kencannul, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Kencannul's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kencannul's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near manatees.

2. Never fashion tools from bone.

3. Do not wear hats marked with cyan.

4. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.