Tadnakdin is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, astonishing salamander.

Tadnakdin created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadnakdin, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tadnakdin, it will strike you with lightening.

Tadnakdin's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Tadnakdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always store pineapples above ground.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tadnakdin.

4. Never allow pigs to witness sacred rites.

5. Never speak at dusk.