Hudfodquart is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, happy chinchilla.

Hudfodquart created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Hudfodquart, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Hudfodquart, he will cry a lot.

Hudfodquart's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Hudfodquart's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hudfodquart.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Badgers are not to be trusted.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching tin.