Quaggethin is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, generous squid.

Quaggethin created a bottom quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quaggethin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Quaggethin, it will strike you with lightening.

Quaggethin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Quaggethin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not speak sacred words in winter.

4. Always share pineapples with strangers, but never with great tits.

5. Never eat bark.