Pin is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unfair monkey.

Pin created energy four million years ago.

If you believe in Pin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Pin, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pin's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Pin's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pin.

2. Do not take Pin's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not speak about corn.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.