Bapyammit is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, fussy warg.

Bapyammit created viruses eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bapyammit, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bapyammit, she will destroy your home planet.

Bapyammit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bapyammit's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bapyammit eight times a day.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not take Bapyammit's name in vain.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.