Didwotfun is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, conceited snail.

Didwotfun created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Didwotfun, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Didwotfun, it will torture you forever.

Didwotfun's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Didwotfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention aardvarks.

2. Do not hurt otters.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Didwotfun on top of all buildings.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Never feed carrots to bats while wearing mauve boots.