Flansabpag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident octopus.

Flansabpag created Mount Everest seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flansabpag, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flansabpag, it will turn you into a dog.

Flansabpag's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Flansabpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help horses.

2. Never think ill of sick moths.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not trade with those who eat limes.