Vanciss is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unthinking crab.

Vanciss created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanciss, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vanciss, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vanciss' most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Vanciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your arms with magenta markings.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.

5. Do not shave your face.