Ripyatgodtikzak is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, calm human.

Ripyatgodtikzak created dark energy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Ripyatgodtikzak, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Ripyatgodtikzak, she will laugh at you.

Ripyatgodtikzak's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Ripyatgodtikzak's Holy Commandments

1. Ripyatgodtikzak loves cats, so they must be respected.

2. Never allow badgers to sleep beneath your roof.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Put Ripyatgodtikzak first in all things.

5. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.