Dunbemsand is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, self-assured lion.

Dunbemsand created humankind four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunbemsand, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dunbemsand, she will turn you into a snail.

Dunbemsand's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Dunbemsand's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Never talk about special relativity near horses while wearing orange shirts.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in pink.

5. Do not speak about bananas.