Larptikpit is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, staggering wombat.

Larptikpit created parasitic wasps three million years ago.

If you believe in Larptikpit, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Larptikpit, it will turn you into a dog.

Larptikpit's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Larptikpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never point your head toward the east during prayer.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never proclaim while facing south.

4. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

5. Feed all hungry nematodes.