Ominbonhan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, kind armadillo.

Ominbonhan created humanity eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominbonhan, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ominbonhan, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ominbonhan's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Ominbonhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Hide from gray monkeys for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a building before entering it.

5. Never think about dwarf planets.