Dablibbarnlad is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, merciless shark.

Dablibbarnlad created the planet Earth six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dablibbarnlad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dablibbarnlad, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dablibbarnlad's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Dablibbarnlad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. You must pray to Dablibbarnlad four times a day.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.