Hogdosshen is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, loving jellyfish.

Hogdosshen created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogdosshen, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hogdosshen, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Hogdosshen's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Hogdosshen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Do not chant at rivers.

3. Never point your hands toward the north during prayer.

4. Do not kill frogs.

5. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.