Sanvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, fast troll.

Sanvonk created the Black Eye Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sanvonk, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sanvonk, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Sanvonk's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sanvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry nematodes.

2. Always help capybaras.

3. Erect a giant pink sculpture of Sanvonk in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always look after injured mites.

5. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.