Sangendin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, ruthless pig.

Sangendin created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sangendin, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Sangendin, he will turn you into a rock.

Sangendin's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Sangendin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. You must never eat oranges.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity near tapirs while wearing purple hats and balancing six copper spheres on your hands.

5. Never hurt snails.