Xenfembetfitnullyatwadjab is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, dishonourable dolphin.

Xenfembetfitnullyatwadjab created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xenfembetfitnullyatwadjab, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Xenfembetfitnullyatwadjab, he will turn you into a mole.

Xenfembetfitnullyatwadjab's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Xenfembetfitnullyatwadjab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

2. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

3. Never think about special relativity.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink water in orange rooms.