Limsogmil is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, intelligent hydra.

Limsogmil created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limsogmil, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Limsogmil, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Limsogmil's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Limsogmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about spacetime near mice while wearing green scarves and balancing six silver spheres on your feet.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not kill frogs.

4. Never think ill of sick snakes.

5. Feed all hungry ants.