Tadsasfoss is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, effective centaur.

Tadsasfoss created the Andromeda Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tadsasfoss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tadsasfoss, he will come to you in dreams.

Tadsasfoss' most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Tadsasfoss' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tadsasfoss.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not wear titanium on your body.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Tadsasfoss in the centre of the settlement.