Sabrawlop is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, kind dog.

Sabrawlop created the planet Jupiter five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabrawlop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sabrawlop, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sabrawlop's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Sabrawlop's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Sabrawlop.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Sabrawlop on top of all buildings.

4. Never feed rice to sharks while wearing jumpers.

5. Do not prepare cherries while wearing boots.