Sugbifmil is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical wyrm.

Sugbifmil created the universe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugbifmil, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sugbifmil, he will destroy your home planet.

Sugbifmil's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sugbifmil's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near frogs.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not chop down trees.