Ziggetfut is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, amazing gnu.

Ziggetfut created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ziggetfut, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ziggetfut, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ziggetfut's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Ziggetfut's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never pray while filled with anger.

3. Always help squirrels in need.

4. Never speak at dusk.

5. Do not record secrets concerning black holes.