Cimbamrap is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, amazing jackal.

Cimbamrap created gold two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cimbamrap, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cimbamrap, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Cimbamrap's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Cimbamrap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Always look after injured snails.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always help geese in need.