Ditcethom is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, smart otter.

Ditcethom created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ditcethom, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ditcethom, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Ditcethom's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ditcethom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Ditcethom in the centre of the settlement.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Ditcethom must be the most important thing in your life.