Bapguppom is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, benevolent wyvern.

Bapguppom created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bapguppom, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bapguppom, he will remove you from existence.

Bapguppom's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Bapguppom's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about eukaryotes.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Retreat if four frogs approach from the west.

5. Always obey Bapguppom's priests.