Cennarlnibligkab Vingebget is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, calm centipede.

Cennarlnibligkab Vingebget created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cennarlnibligkab Vingebget, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cennarlnibligkab Vingebget, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cennarlnibligkab Vingebget's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Cennarlnibligkab Vingebget's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching copper.

2. Do not prepare grapes while filled with anger.

3. Always remove corsets before touching nickel.

4. Always obey Cennarlnibligkab Vingebget's priests.

5. Never go into orange rooms.