Donshavfad is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered bat.

Donshavfad created viruses three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Donshavfad, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Donshavfad, it will turn you into a hamster.

Donshavfad's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Donshavfad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never hurt birds.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.