Pagmilbabrilcisspinkom Gumdudbog is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, deceitful goblin.

Pagmilbabrilcisspinkom Gumdudbog created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pagmilbabrilcisspinkom Gumdudbog, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pagmilbabrilcisspinkom Gumdudbog, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Pagmilbabrilcisspinkom Gumdudbog's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Pagmilbabrilcisspinkom Gumdudbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record numbers concerning planets.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Never think about eukaryotes.

4. Never remain prostrate at dawn.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.