Wigdidwip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, idiotic rhinoceros.

Wigdidwip created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wigdidwip, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Wigdidwip, she will turn you into a frog.

Wigdidwip's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Wigdidwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

2. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.

3. Do not speak about turnips.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near goats while wearing yellow trousers and balancing four lead spheres on your legs.

5. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.