Cedpittom is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, uncaring finch.

Cedpittom created the planet Saturn four million years ago.

If you believe in Cedpittom, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cedpittom, she will strike you with lightening.

Cedpittom's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cedpittom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near badgers while wearing purple shirts.

2. Never think ill of sick voles.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate goats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not kill hamsters.