Lakgebhithad is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, idiotic donkey.

Lakgebhithad created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Lakgebhithad, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Lakgebhithad, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Lakgebhithad's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Lakgebhithad's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Lakgebhithad loves horses, so they must be respected.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never write about moons.