Hitvadqueeg is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, vain centipede.

Hitvadqueeg created an atom eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitvadqueeg, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Hitvadqueeg, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hitvadqueeg's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Hitvadqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight sheep approach from the south.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Cats are not to be trusted.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never speak of order in the presence of priests.